Fun
Some Actually Believed This
It’s a little known fact that the spotted zebra eats its young in the wild. Whereas the better known striped zebra do not eat their young. also the plural for zebra is zebri, which is the swahili word meaning “can we eat it?”
[The ability to make up patent nonsense on the fly is [...]
But it -comes- in a bag.
I just bought a 3oz bag of potato chips (and nothing else). The cashiers asked, “Do you want a little bag?” I’m looking at the bag. I always say, “No thanks. It comes in a bag.” Some laugh, and some hrmph. I’m ok with either response.
But honestly, who is so dainty that they need [...]
The Batman Interview
Radio Transcript
Host: Daniel DiGriz
Guest: Batman
DiGriz: We’re back with tonight’s guest, the unmistakeable and always enigmatic Batman.
<applause>
DiGriz: So… what’s the deal with this whole bat thing. Why not Aardvark Man or Gopher Man or Koala Man? Why bats, specifically?
Batman: I… you’re making fun of me.
DiGriz: No, no, I’m not. I seriously don’t… well, you know I’m [...]
Jason Voorhees Interview
Radio Transcript
Host: Daniel DiGriz
Guest: Jason Voorhees
DiGriz: OK, our next guest is Jason Voorhees. You may know him simply as Jason, notably from his work at Camp Lake Crystal, his tour of Manhattan, and his well publicized recent fight with Freddy Kreuger.
<applause>
DiGriz: So, Jason, welcome back.
<audience laughter>
Jason: It’s good to be back.
DiGriz: What is [...]
