But it -comes- in a bag.

By admin | May 16, 2008

I just bought a 3oz bag of potato chips (and nothing else). The cashiers asked, “Do you want a little bag?” I’m looking at the bag. I always say, “No thanks. It comes in a bag.” Some laugh, and some hrmph. I’m ok with either response.

But honestly, who is so dainty that they need to cover up every little thing they’re buying with a paper shopping bag? It’s not porn.

I’ve seen big strong men who can’t carry a soda. A bottle of detergent with a built-in handle. They have to have a little bag. We’re not running the Iditarod – it’s going on a plush seat supported by shock absorbers, surrounded by steel frame and bumpers, and sheltered by windows and a roof. If I had a car accident, my head would probably crack before that bag of potato chips would break.

Well, I don’t understand, so I’ll keep doing what I do until someone shows me why I need to put a bag into a bag just to get my potato chips to the car.

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